no pido que todos los dias sean de sol...
|juana maria. paraguayan. sarcastic. tan. silly.
loves: siestas, shoes, learning, shopping, reading, hot weather, traveling, laughing, volleyball, hockey, futbol, languages, working out, paraguay, new zealand, my best friend
dislikes: stupid questions, people driving slow in the fast lane, spiders, poor grammar, toronto maple leafs, pittsburgh penguins, snow.
|Europeans:||I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.|
|Americans:||I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.|
|#australians:||i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay|
|Canadians:||We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.|
|Russians:||I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.|
|New Zealand:||I drove for two hours. Doesn't matter which direction. There's sheep paddocks or ocean. Pick one.|